Caleb looked at himself in the mirror after practice. He didn’t know why coach was so upset. He thought he practiced hard. All coach said was, “Meet me in the training room after practice.” All his teammate knew of coach’s special treatment meant to help an athlete perform better. Caleb learned after talking with buddies, it was an enema. Caleb had no clue what an enema was. His teammate would only snicker and say, “Oh, you’ll be moving fast after you get your enema,” know that coach’s soapy enemas were hard to take and had you running to the toilet. As Caleb looked at himself in the mirror he couldn’t help but wonder what this whole enema thing was about. He then heard coach calling his name; he was about to find out.
De Clisteribus 