“Hey dad.”
“Yes.”
“Are you busy?”
“What’s up son?”
“Ah” hesitant and nervous. “I hope you don’t think I’m weird.”
“Of course not.”
“Ammm, last week, ammm. Well, I really felt better, amm…. After we did..”
“The enema?”
“Ammm. Yes.”
“Would you like me to give you an enema?”
“Ammmm, is it weird or anything?”
“No. Of course not. In fact, it would be good for you, especially with all the junk food you eat.”
“Do you have time? I don’t want to disturb you.”
“No. I have time. We’ll call it father-son bonding time.”
“Thanks dad.” (With a smile)
“OK. Upstairs, strip down, and come into the bathroom”
De Clisteribus 